Curriculum Vitae

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Greetings! I'm Kevin Malone, a seasoned professional with a unique blend of enthusiasm, humor, and an undeniable love for numbers. Hailing from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I've spent years navigating the world of accounting and finance with my own special touch.

With a degree in Accounting from the School of Life (and a few accounting classes at the local community college), I've honed my skills in a fast-paced and occasionally chaotic office environment. My time at Dunder Mifflin has not only shaped my professional abilities but has also given me a deep appreciation for the art of juggling work responsibilities and maintaining a cheerful demeanor.

Known for my stellar performance in the Dunder Mifflin office's famous chili cook-off, I've demonstrated a knack for both culinary creativity and the ability to handle high-pressure situations. I believe that a well-fed team is a happy team!

My proficiency in number crunching is unmatched, and I have an impressive track record of successfully handling complex financial matters, often with a smile on my face. While I may not be the quickest when it comes to mental math, my dedication to accuracy is unwavering.

Outside of the office, you'll find me enjoying my favorite band, Scrantonicity, or perfecting my drumming skills. I firmly believe that a good beat can solve almost any problem.

In summary, I bring a perfect blend of professionalism, a positive attitude, and a unique sense of humor to any workplace. I am eager to contribute my talents and continue making a difference in the world of accounting and beyond.

Skills

  • Fast Math
  • Excellent Communication Skills
  • Can use BIG PEN
  • Plays in a rock band
  • Archival Skills

Memorable Quotes

  • I have very little patience for stupidity.
  • Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
  • I go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.
  • Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people.
  • Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.